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I’ve recently discovered a new machinima artist (kinda), which if you follow me on Twitter, you would see me kinda talking to her a little. It’s one person, amybe one other person sometimes, I don’t know, I just started listening to her songs two days ago? I think so. The first song I heard was thanks to Machinima called “Grind It Up” talkigna bout rep and Arathi Basin PvP. I liked it, I rated it five stars on Youtube, may of favorited it, can’t remember. I checked out her other songs after that like “Mana Biscuits”, “I Trolled a Troll”, “Archimonde’s Vacation” and a lot more! I must say, she is awesome! i will tell you, she is not a singer, so she’s no Billy Cyrus, or uhh … whatever else you kids listen to, she was just one person that oen day decided, “You know what, I’m going to make a song”, you The Spark/TheX fans will remember that from the old WCRadio days. So, go check her out, you will be impressed unless of course … well, you know … you have no soul, lol. See you all later!
Family Rep – An Ascension Quote
I, every few days check on a guild website since I have worked closely with them in WoW and such and one day, I found this neat little article “sayer kai” wrote, I figured because right now with school and all and since I’m in a slump, I’d let you guys give little giggles, if you’re not married, it would probably help you a ton with a loved one and get you to have more time for something like WoW as this was written for, I assume. Without further to do, here it is.
Again, this is not for the young ones, as is nothing on the Internet, why are you here! Go away!
“Developing Reputation Points with the Wife/Girlfriend/Family.
It is highly recommended to visit the “Isle of Dwellings” during your World of Warcraft game play and work on your Reputation. No other Reputation is harder to acquire and maintain than this. Mostly you will observe that unlike other reputation earned during game play with other factions, these points diminish over time once earned. Hence you will constantly be working on “dailies” in order to maintain good standing.
Attributes to work on:
Agility – The ever so important ability to Dodge, Parry, and avoid any
contact with people from the Real World.
Attributes to avoid:
Spirit – Gives false sense of hope to anyone trying to avoid contact with
people from the Real World.
Calendar events:
Valentines – A must attend event. Happens once a year on February 14. The most Expensive, Demanding, Time Consuming Real World Event. Your participation is indirectly proportional to the amount of earned time to play. However; miss this event and watch all your Reputation points’ disappear. Coincidentally, it is also the when the servers are at their best with nobody on (a farming bonanza).
50 pts earned upon completion, all pts lost for failure
In-laws – Random occurrence. Complete disruption to playing time. Even though the computer is insight and un-occupied, it is taboo to even acknowledge its existence. Trying to entertain a male relative with your exploits, will earn you double deduction from both female counterparts.
15 pts earned upon completion – 250 pts lost for failure
Christmas morning – A very cruel event held once a year on December 25. So she got you that custom WOW keyboard and new Video processor you always wanted, you will have to wait until everyone goes to sleep before you can install them. While she is trying on those diamond earrings and clothes you got her and the kids tear into and break all their new toys, your attention must be devoted to changing batteries from annoying toys and complimenting how good she looks wearing those $800 earrings with matching $10 bathrobe and slippers.
75 pts earned upon completion, -5000 pts lost for failure
Bonus 25 pts for each $100 extra spent on her.
Dailies
Taking out the trash – In order for this to work, you must first suffer -5 pts loss/day for not taking out the trash for at least 4 days. On day 5, take out the trash and get +25 pts credit for “at least doing something”. I know the math does not seem to add up for not doing a daily chore, but since when can women add.
Remembering to pick the kids up from day care – I know what you are thinking but look at it this way. They are on the way home from work, so actually you are saving valuable game time by not having to stop playing and go get them at a later time. (+5pts).
Cooking Dinner (+10 pts) – First things first. This is not to be confused with having food delivered (0 pts). Despite the fact that you have gotten food she liked from her favorite place, all it does it remind her you are eating at home, not out. (+20 pts for eating out, btw).
Watching a “chick flick / kiddie movie“(+15 pts) – So you missed the raid because she decided to rent some movies on the way home from the grocery store. You can earn some bonus points (+5 each) by stomaching and watching the “making of” and “deleted scenes” of Sponge Bob Square Pants, the Movie. However; If you believe that you can earn points by watching that just released “The Borne Ultimatum” on “family movie night”, you are sadly mistaken (-15 pts).
Common Events
Server Down – Golden Opportunity. Combine all of the above dailies and accomplish them in the same day. Tell her “You just wanted to spend some time with her”, Bonus +300 pts.
Flight point from Tanaris to Darnasus or Shadowmoon to Netherstorm. While you spend 15-20 minutes in the air, get up from chair, stop by the wife/girlfriend, and tell her “sweet nothings”, +8 pts.
Rare Events
Child/ significant other is injured and you ignore them, -25 pts.
Trip to the Hospital is required and you offer cab fare or say “Scars
are cool”, -500 pts.
Pipe bursts in the kitchen sink and you say you will call a plumber
tomorrow, -15pts.
Her little yippy dog gets out of backyard and you respond “It will find
its way home when it gets hungry”, -18 pts.
Significant other is horny – Warning: Do not be fooled by this. This moment is not for your enjoyment. THIS IS A TEST.
So you just cleared the trash mobs, taken down 5 bosses in SSC, and you are getting ready to take down “Lady Vashj”. You just got re-buffed, applied that superior wizard oil, popped those scrolls, and taken a 72G Flask. For some reason the, the significant other starts displaying affection in your general direction. Do not be confused with the timing of this event. This is her test of hierarchy: Which do you love more, her or the game. This is the most complicated maneuver in the entire game, so please bear with me.
Recognizing her amorous state on her first pass, +15 pts.
Recognizing her amorous state on the second pass, -20 pts.
Failure to recognize all of her amorous passes, -7500 pts.
Telling her to stop kissing your ear and playing with your hair, -550 pts.
Note: It is better to cause a wipe and blame it on “lag” (+10pts).
Respond to her in an amorous way after her first amorous pass, +25 pts.
Respond to her in an amorous way and telling her you will meet her in the bedroom after you take down this last boss, -7500 pts.
Note: BTW, when you go to the bedroom after you successful run, she will be dead asleep, your pillow in the hallway, and the door locked.
Wake her up and ask her what happened to her “mood”, -15,000 pts.”
